Monsterfest is sooooo good.

It is my favorite time of the year once again, and I am enjoying thoroughly. No not the fall foliage, no not that the season is changing to the best season of the year and no not that the rangers began play and the hockey season is in full swing. The real reason Monsterfest is back on AMC, and I couldn't be more super excited about it. Like today I woke up and got to watch kids run a town and not in that shitty new reality show that should be cancelled but in Children of the corn. Kid Nation is like Children of the corn with no violence, and when I say violence I mean no dead or evil demons that the outlander kills, but thats a side note. Where else during the week and a half before halloween can you watch classics like hellraiser, hellraiser II, halloween 1-7, puppet master, the frighteners, and random pieces of the Friday the thirteen saga. There are more but just not enough time. There can be no greater review of monsterfest than this Vertigo698: i dont have it
Vertigo698: it makes me sad. See it makes him sad to not have it.

Now on to the thing that started this rant, how good Friday the Thirteen part 7 is. People die in the most awesome of all ways in that movie and it rocks. Even though the movie's theme is basically a complete ripoff of Carrie, and it makes little sense to me that a girl with psychic abilities could A revive a dead corpse and B revive the wrong at the bottom of crystal lake. Just stupid but whatever. They made up for the lack of story line with some of the sweetest deaths ever. #1 girl in sleeping bag. What? how could this be awesome? Well Jason kills the boyfriend and then comes for the girl, when she runs... 7 ft into her tent and then into her sleeping bag (which she zips up just in case you were wondering) which instead of stabbing or anything like that he picks up the sleeping bag and beats her against the tree, simply genious. #2 Jason kills with a modified weedwhacker, to begin with where does Jason get the techincal know how on how to modify a weedwhacker to have a buzzsaw on the end I do not know. Moving along, but chasing the constant asshole of the movie through the woods with it for a solid 10 minutes was awesome. #3 chokeslam out the second story window, not as awesome as the first 2 but still awesome. All in all a classic movie.

On another plus side in 2 days I finally get to see the final chapter of Halloween that I have missed every year because AMC didn't own the rights to it until this year. Halloween the curse of Michael Myers, YES! It is going to be so good to find out the end of Jamie Lloyd, after watching all of the characters try to protect the little one through. Review of this movie after I get a chance to watch it. It's going to be so good.

Lacking a random thought.

Nothing just yet. Nothing really all that random has popped into my head, so sorry people once I start coming up with awesome thoughts you will be the first to know.

Building a bear

So today I decided to build a bear. Now I know what you are thinking

What Kevin went to Build-a-Bear alone? What a loser.

No I did not go to build a bear alone, or to build a bear at all. I actually built a bear. Yes, a human bear in my driveway. Now I know what you are thinking human bear he is an idiot bears are human. No this one is, it is part bear part human… actually its more like half and half… for now. This brilliant idea came to me earlier today and it all started when I realized that I had a sister a sister with the name Clare and the nickname Clare Bear. Since we had a decent amount of time to spend together today because of her half day and my relatively slow day of moving stuff. We decided to make her into a ferocious beast. It was a long process but I think we did a great job in turning her into the greatest killing machine on the planet. Here is an artist’s rendition of the beast as I like to call her....Be afraid be very afraid. muahahahahahahaha! I believe that is all for today... but we'll see.

Christian Bale

Here are 2 things Me and Christian Bale have in common. Now you may think to yourself what is he talking about? Him and Christian Bale have nothing in common. Bale is a famous actor and he is well not famous in the least he must be rambling again. Not true in the least. #1 we both have a bad ass dragon slaying sweater in our wardrobes. #2 Me and him are both nocturnal. This has become true only recently since I become nocturnal from my night shift and the shear fact that he is Batman make this a true similarity between us. So in conclusion 1 more thing in common between me and him and we will pretty much be the same person. anyway thank you for reading enjoy the daylight suckers!

It's Alive! Again in another form about another topic!

Cant Kill Heroes: I feel like you need more a pop culture blog, like how does Stephen Colbert annoucing his presidential candacy affect me?
me: why would you say that?
Cant Kill Heroes: I don't know, I need more of your opinions in my life so I know what's right and wrong

so inorder to allow dan to have opinions again, I have begun this blog to help him out. In this blog you will get random thoughts on life and random references about nothing in particular.