Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Kevin here with a movie review 28 weeks later

Wow what an awesome concept that was completely wasted. This movie had some awesome potential, it really did honestly. More rage zombies and more zombie killing yes this totally make complete sense along with some good killings to was all adding up to something good. I liked until the part when everyone that had any power or control over the point of the kids staying alive died. Soldier man leaving the roof to help out civilians because he doesn't want to shoot them totally feasible. Doctor trying everything in her power to save the child that could save the world from this virus, also works. Woman who is not infected by the rage virus but is a carrier also makes sense. So what went wrong? How could this plot fall apart? They killed everyone. They basically turned the whole movie into a family affair and wastes my whole 97 minutes which really was just a waste of download time nothing other than that, but still a waste.

The simple fact is there is no ending, the kid makes it to France and then spits on some I guess zombies are now everywhere... too bad. Of course this still protects us Americans until we go back over there and try to save them again. But who knows maybe we will learn from our lessons of the first movie and not go to help anyone again. Either way you look at it the whole continents of europe, asia and africa will be overrun and then they (zombies) will make it across the bering straight and make it here. Who knows though but over I give the beginning of movie a 61 out of 72. With the ending and middle leveling it out to a 51 out of 251. And that does not cut it for a movie at all.

Anyway until the next movie I watch enjoy not watching 28 weeks later, and if you do stop right at the part where the gas comes in and shut it off and assume everyone dies.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Possibly the greatest action movie ever.

Yes, we all know Alien vs. Predator is awesome and it has been for years, and this amazing movie (and it's sequel) got me thinking a little last night of how to expand on this series to even greater heights. X-men vs Predator! Oh god can you even imagine how awesome that would be? Wolverine vs. 1 maybe even 2 predators, cyclops taking on a random assortment of predators, colossus making 12-15 predators his bitch. While of course lesser know characters are wasted to the predator's awesomeness; such as rogue (whimy version from the movie), iceman who would be easliy be distracted by one predator while another one aces him and of course jubilee which the predators really would just chuckle at how useless she is and let a baby predator kill her. Here are some actual predator thoughts on the matter "random assortment of clicks" (traslated: into really this guy can turn into metal and all this chick can do is shoot fireworks at me? At best all this does is throw off my heat sensors).

Any obiviously many more battles such Gambit finally being brought in, maybe Morph (who would obivously try to turn into a predator and be killed), possibly even some enemies of the X-men brought into play to mix things up a bit. You know making them join sides to fight a common more advanced fighting machine. Magneto, Juggernaut was that all that was left from the last movie on the brotherhood side? I guess it was.

As for plot line... let's face it this doesn't need a plot line. This would just be 3 straight hours of awesome, or hell even 12 hours. We could totally run this into like 4-5 sequels there are a lot of X-men in the marvel universe and as far as I'm concerned (right now) there is a whole race or predators willing to fight the X-men. However since most people other than x-men fans / predator fans will want something of a plot line I could piece something together real quickly to make it work. First off it has got to involve Mojo who would be the only type of person who would be able to engineer something to this magnitude, pitting the X-men and Predators against each other. This would also require a new character to be added to the movie series other than the characters listed above which would be Longshot who is basically the hero of basically all of Mojo's tv shows.

So that is the basic plot line, piece together some awesome fight sequences in the oddest of places, which would really help maybe some 2 on 1 things, 1 on 1, 2 on 2 shit like that to keep it from being a 1 on 1 fight piecing together different characters, just changing the characters all the time.

Basically it would be a death match with the predators obiviously wanting to kill the x-men when placed in a situation when the opponent in armed, for the hunt and to protect itself. Until they realize that Mojo is just putting them into this situation for ratings and to keep people watching. Eventually they find away out and defeat Mojo. This whole sequence them getting captured, fighting (numerous battles, or maybe all at once intertwined together) and escaping could easily be 2 whole movies, with a cliff hanger from 1-2.

Of course at the end the X-men and the Predators basically stand face to face, professor X with his telepathy is able to speak with the predators and they come to an agreement that it is over. The X-men get away and back home with the help of Longshot and make it back to earth. However what the X-men don't know that on the way out the predators see their fallen comrades as well as the final score before they escaped. Seeing that the predators lost, or were losing depending on how you look at it. The predators vow revenge upon the mutants. This will lead us into the third movie which will either be the end all of the series of awesomeness or... will end with another cliffhanger.

Either way it will be awesome and probably the best series of movies ever made with a vs. in the middle of it.

Monday, December 3, 2007

Greatest and most comfortable thing ever.

Pajama pants under the jeans. Simple enough right? and I am sure many people have done it before but how many have taken the time to write about it. Have you ever walked outside, and been cold even though you had some jeans on, not anymore. Why even change out of your pajamas to go to the store, or to class? Just keep those sons of bitches on and toss some jeans on to make yourself look presentable. No need to waste time and comfort from now on you will not only be warm, but comfortable. HAHA awesome.

Ah comfort and presentability, the greatest thing ever.