Wow what an awesome concept that was completely wasted. This movie had some awesome potential, it really did honestly. More rage zombies and more zombie killing yes this totally make complete sense along with some good killings to was all adding up to something good. I liked until the part when everyone that had any power or control over the point of the kids staying alive died. Soldier man leaving the roof to help out civilians because he doesn't want to shoot them totally feasible. Doctor trying everything in her power to save the child that could save the world from this virus, also works. Woman who is not infected by the rage virus but is a carrier also makes sense. So what went wrong? How could this plot fall apart? They killed everyone. They basically turned the whole movie into a family affair and wastes my whole 97 minutes which really was just a waste of download time nothing other than that, but still a waste.
The simple fact is there is no ending, the kid makes it to France and then spits on some I guess zombies are now everywhere... too bad. Of course this still protects us Americans until we go back over there and try to save them again. But who knows maybe we will learn from our lessons of the first movie and not go to help anyone again. Either way you look at it the whole continents of europe, asia and africa will be overrun and then they (zombies) will make it across the bering straight and make it here. Who knows though but over I give the beginning of movie a 61 out of 72. With the ending and middle leveling it out to a 51 out of 251. And that does not cut it for a movie at all.
Anyway until the next movie I watch enjoy not watching 28 weeks later, and if you do stop right at the part where the gas comes in and shut it off and assume everyone dies.
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Possibly the greatest action movie ever.
Yes, we all know Alien vs. Predator is awesome and it has been for years, and this amazing movie (and it's sequel) got me thinking a little last night of how to expand on this series to even greater heights. X-men vs Predator! Oh god can you even imagine how awesome that would be? Wolverine vs. 1 maybe even 2 predators, cyclops taking on a random assortment of predators, colossus making 12-15 predators his bitch. While of course lesser know characters are wasted to the predator's awesomeness; such as rogue (whimy version from the movie), iceman who would be easliy be distracted by one predator while another one aces him and of course jubilee which the predators really would just chuckle at how useless she is and let a baby predator kill her. Here are some actual predator thoughts on the matter "random assortment of clicks" (traslated: into really this guy can turn into metal and all this chick can do is shoot fireworks at me? At best all this does is throw off my heat sensors).
Any obiviously many more battles such Gambit finally being brought in, maybe Morph (who would obivously try to turn into a predator and be killed), possibly even some enemies of the X-men brought into play to mix things up a bit. You know making them join sides to fight a common more advanced fighting machine. Magneto, Juggernaut was that all that was left from the last movie on the brotherhood side? I guess it was.
As for plot line... let's face it this doesn't need a plot line. This would just be 3 straight hours of awesome, or hell even 12 hours. We could totally run this into like 4-5 sequels there are a lot of X-men in the marvel universe and as far as I'm concerned (right now) there is a whole race or predators willing to fight the X-men. However since most people other than x-men fans / predator fans will want something of a plot line I could piece something together real quickly to make it work. First off it has got to involve Mojo who would be the only type of person who would be able to engineer something to this magnitude, pitting the X-men and Predators against each other. This would also require a new character to be added to the movie series other than the characters listed above which would be Longshot who is basically the hero of basically all of Mojo's tv shows.
So that is the basic plot line, piece together some awesome fight sequences in the oddest of places, which would really help maybe some 2 on 1 things, 1 on 1, 2 on 2 shit like that to keep it from being a 1 on 1 fight piecing together different characters, just changing the characters all the time.
Basically it would be a death match with the predators obiviously wanting to kill the x-men when placed in a situation when the opponent in armed, for the hunt and to protect itself. Until they realize that Mojo is just putting them into this situation for ratings and to keep people watching. Eventually they find away out and defeat Mojo. This whole sequence them getting captured, fighting (numerous battles, or maybe all at once intertwined together) and escaping could easily be 2 whole movies, with a cliff hanger from 1-2.
Of course at the end the X-men and the Predators basically stand face to face, professor X with his telepathy is able to speak with the predators and they come to an agreement that it is over. The X-men get away and back home with the help of Longshot and make it back to earth. However what the X-men don't know that on the way out the predators see their fallen comrades as well as the final score before they escaped. Seeing that the predators lost, or were losing depending on how you look at it. The predators vow revenge upon the mutants. This will lead us into the third movie which will either be the end all of the series of awesomeness or... will end with another cliffhanger.
Either way it will be awesome and probably the best series of movies ever made with a vs. in the middle of it.
Any obiviously many more battles such Gambit finally being brought in, maybe Morph (who would obivously try to turn into a predator and be killed), possibly even some enemies of the X-men brought into play to mix things up a bit. You know making them join sides to fight a common more advanced fighting machine. Magneto, Juggernaut was that all that was left from the last movie on the brotherhood side? I guess it was.
As for plot line... let's face it this doesn't need a plot line. This would just be 3 straight hours of awesome, or hell even 12 hours. We could totally run this into like 4-5 sequels there are a lot of X-men in the marvel universe and as far as I'm concerned (right now) there is a whole race or predators willing to fight the X-men. However since most people other than x-men fans / predator fans will want something of a plot line I could piece something together real quickly to make it work. First off it has got to involve Mojo who would be the only type of person who would be able to engineer something to this magnitude, pitting the X-men and Predators against each other. This would also require a new character to be added to the movie series other than the characters listed above which would be Longshot who is basically the hero of basically all of Mojo's tv shows.
So that is the basic plot line, piece together some awesome fight sequences in the oddest of places, which would really help maybe some 2 on 1 things, 1 on 1, 2 on 2 shit like that to keep it from being a 1 on 1 fight piecing together different characters, just changing the characters all the time.
Basically it would be a death match with the predators obiviously wanting to kill the x-men when placed in a situation when the opponent in armed, for the hunt and to protect itself. Until they realize that Mojo is just putting them into this situation for ratings and to keep people watching. Eventually they find away out and defeat Mojo. This whole sequence them getting captured, fighting (numerous battles, or maybe all at once intertwined together) and escaping could easily be 2 whole movies, with a cliff hanger from 1-2.
Of course at the end the X-men and the Predators basically stand face to face, professor X with his telepathy is able to speak with the predators and they come to an agreement that it is over. The X-men get away and back home with the help of Longshot and make it back to earth. However what the X-men don't know that on the way out the predators see their fallen comrades as well as the final score before they escaped. Seeing that the predators lost, or were losing depending on how you look at it. The predators vow revenge upon the mutants. This will lead us into the third movie which will either be the end all of the series of awesomeness or... will end with another cliffhanger.
Either way it will be awesome and probably the best series of movies ever made with a vs. in the middle of it.
Monday, December 3, 2007
Greatest and most comfortable thing ever.
Pajama pants under the jeans. Simple enough right? and I am sure many people have done it before but how many have taken the time to write about it. Have you ever walked outside, and been cold even though you had some jeans on, not anymore. Why even change out of your pajamas to go to the store, or to class? Just keep those sons of bitches on and toss some jeans on to make yourself look presentable. No need to waste time and comfort from now on you will not only be warm, but comfortable. HAHA awesome.
Ah comfort and presentability, the greatest thing ever.
Ah comfort and presentability, the greatest thing ever.
Friday, November 2, 2007
How dumb is Barry Bonds, I mean seriously.
Here is the quote from Bonds: "I don't think you can put an asterisk in the game of baseball, and I don't think that the Hall of Fame can accept an asterisk," Bonds said. "You cannot give people the freedom, the right to alter history. You can't do it. There's no such thing as an asterisk in baseball."
Haha, I mean really? I'm actually checking my sources on this right now but I am pretty sure that is the dumbest statement ever. Really? No asteriks in baseball? In 7 years when your heart explodes from the amount of steroids you took you can ask Roger Maris about it and he will probably try to assault you with anything he can find. And not according to wikipedia (they say the opposite) but according to the baseball-almanac there was an asterik in the record book for the remainder of Maris' life. Here is a quote from Maris "They acted as though I was doing something wrong, poisoning the record books or something. Do you know what I have to show for sixty-one home runs? Nothing. Exactly nothing."
Bonds' is an idiot to think that there are no asteriks in baseball after what happened to this record. They will slap an asterik all over that record and they will do what they please to your record. At this point everyone in the world believes that you did steroids find a way to sway that the other way and your asterik can be removed. And for people to agree with him on anything is awful. I don't care what happens to the ball and niether should he. The baseball is a sphere and it can just as easily be turned around and the asterik face the other way. Whatever I can't deal with this business simply because too many "experts" agree with him on this one. I say experts because I can't believe what anyone says about baseball anymore on tv because they are all idiots. Espiecally ESPN and their staff of writers that are so called experts when no one to this point has referenced that an asterik has existed in baseball before. Which taking Bonds' comment at face value is what he is talking about. I could be wrong here but I am pretty sure he is talking about his record not the ball anyways.
Haha, I mean really? I'm actually checking my sources on this right now but I am pretty sure that is the dumbest statement ever. Really? No asteriks in baseball? In 7 years when your heart explodes from the amount of steroids you took you can ask Roger Maris about it and he will probably try to assault you with anything he can find. And not according to wikipedia (they say the opposite) but according to the baseball-almanac there was an asterik in the record book for the remainder of Maris' life. Here is a quote from Maris "They acted as though I was doing something wrong, poisoning the record books or something. Do you know what I have to show for sixty-one home runs? Nothing. Exactly nothing."
Bonds' is an idiot to think that there are no asteriks in baseball after what happened to this record. They will slap an asterik all over that record and they will do what they please to your record. At this point everyone in the world believes that you did steroids find a way to sway that the other way and your asterik can be removed. And for people to agree with him on anything is awful. I don't care what happens to the ball and niether should he. The baseball is a sphere and it can just as easily be turned around and the asterik face the other way. Whatever I can't deal with this business simply because too many "experts" agree with him on this one. I say experts because I can't believe what anyone says about baseball anymore on tv because they are all idiots. Espiecally ESPN and their staff of writers that are so called experts when no one to this point has referenced that an asterik has existed in baseball before. Which taking Bonds' comment at face value is what he is talking about. I could be wrong here but I am pretty sure he is talking about his record not the ball anyways.
Monday, October 29, 2007
Monsterfest is sooooo good.
It is my favorite time of the year once again, and I am enjoying thoroughly. No not the fall foliage, no not that the season is changing to the best season of the year and no not that the rangers began play and the hockey season is in full swing. The real reason Monsterfest is back on AMC, and I couldn't be more super excited about it. Like today I woke up and got to watch kids run a town and not in that shitty new reality show that should be cancelled but in Children of the corn. Kid Nation is like Children of the corn with no violence, and when I say violence I mean no dead or evil demons that the outlander kills, but thats a side note. Where else during the week and a half before halloween can you watch classics like hellraiser, hellraiser II, halloween 1-7, puppet master, the frighteners, and random pieces of the Friday the thirteen saga. There are more but just not enough time. There can be no greater review of monsterfest than this Vertigo698: i dont have it
Vertigo698: it makes me sad. See it makes him sad to not have it.
Now on to the thing that started this rant, how good Friday the Thirteen part 7 is. People die in the most awesome of all ways in that movie and it rocks. Even though the movie's theme is basically a complete ripoff of Carrie, and it makes little sense to me that a girl with psychic abilities could A revive a dead corpse and B revive the wrong at the bottom of crystal lake. Just stupid but whatever. They made up for the lack of story line with some of the sweetest deaths ever. #1 girl in sleeping bag. What? how could this be awesome? Well Jason kills the boyfriend and then comes for the girl, when she runs... 7 ft into her tent and then into her sleeping bag (which she zips up just in case you were wondering) which instead of stabbing or anything like that he picks up the sleeping bag and beats her against the tree, simply genious. #2 Jason kills with a modified weedwhacker, to begin with where does Jason get the techincal know how on how to modify a weedwhacker to have a buzzsaw on the end I do not know. Moving along, but chasing the constant asshole of the movie through the woods with it for a solid 10 minutes was awesome. #3 chokeslam out the second story window, not as awesome as the first 2 but still awesome. All in all a classic movie.
On another plus side in 2 days I finally get to see the final chapter of Halloween that I have missed every year because AMC didn't own the rights to it until this year. Halloween the curse of Michael Myers, YES! It is going to be so good to find out the end of Jamie Lloyd, after watching all of the characters try to protect the little one through. Review of this movie after I get a chance to watch it. It's going to be so good.
Vertigo698: it makes me sad. See it makes him sad to not have it.
Now on to the thing that started this rant, how good Friday the Thirteen part 7 is. People die in the most awesome of all ways in that movie and it rocks. Even though the movie's theme is basically a complete ripoff of Carrie, and it makes little sense to me that a girl with psychic abilities could A revive a dead corpse and B revive the wrong at the bottom of crystal lake. Just stupid but whatever. They made up for the lack of story line with some of the sweetest deaths ever. #1 girl in sleeping bag. What? how could this be awesome? Well Jason kills the boyfriend and then comes for the girl, when she runs... 7 ft into her tent and then into her sleeping bag (which she zips up just in case you were wondering) which instead of stabbing or anything like that he picks up the sleeping bag and beats her against the tree, simply genious. #2 Jason kills with a modified weedwhacker, to begin with where does Jason get the techincal know how on how to modify a weedwhacker to have a buzzsaw on the end I do not know. Moving along, but chasing the constant asshole of the movie through the woods with it for a solid 10 minutes was awesome. #3 chokeslam out the second story window, not as awesome as the first 2 but still awesome. All in all a classic movie.
On another plus side in 2 days I finally get to see the final chapter of Halloween that I have missed every year because AMC didn't own the rights to it until this year. Halloween the curse of Michael Myers, YES! It is going to be so good to find out the end of Jamie Lloyd, after watching all of the characters try to protect the little one through. Review of this movie after I get a chance to watch it. It's going to be so good.
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Lacking a random thought.
Nothing just yet. Nothing really all that random has popped into my head, so sorry people once I start coming up with awesome thoughts you will be the first to know.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Building a bear
So today I decided to build a bear. Now I know what you are thinking
What Kevin went to Build-a-Bear alone? What a loser.
No I did not go to build a bear alone, or to build a bear at all. I actually built a bear. Yes, a human bear in my driveway. Now I know what you are thinking human bear he is an idiot bears are human. No this one is, it is part bear part human… actually its more like half and half… for now. This brilliant idea came to me earlier today and it all started when I realized that I had a sister a sister with the name Clare and the nickname Clare Bear. Since we had a decent amount of time to spend together today because of her half day and my relatively slow day of moving stuff. We decided to make her into a ferocious beast. It was a long process but I think we did a great job in turning her into the greatest killing machine on the planet. Here is an artist’s rendition of the beast as I like to call her....
Be afraid be very afraid. muahahahahahahaha! I believe that is all for today... but we'll see.
What Kevin went to Build-a-Bear alone? What a loser.
No I did not go to build a bear alone, or to build a bear at all. I actually built a bear. Yes, a human bear in my driveway. Now I know what you are thinking human bear he is an idiot bears are human. No this one is, it is part bear part human… actually its more like half and half… for now. This brilliant idea came to me earlier today and it all started when I realized that I had a sister a sister with the name Clare and the nickname Clare Bear. Since we had a decent amount of time to spend together today because of her half day and my relatively slow day of moving stuff. We decided to make her into a ferocious beast. It was a long process but I think we did a great job in turning her into the greatest killing machine on the planet. Here is an artist’s rendition of the beast as I like to call her....
Be afraid be very afraid. muahahahahahahaha! I believe that is all for today... but we'll see.
Christian Bale
Here are 2 things Me and Christian Bale have in common. Now you may think to yourself what is he talking about? Him and Christian Bale have nothing in common. Bale is a famous actor and he is well not famous in the least he must be rambling again. Not true in the least. #1 we both have a bad ass dragon slaying sweater in our wardrobes. #2 Me and him are both nocturnal. This has become true only recently since I become nocturnal from my night shift and the shear fact that he is Batman make this a true similarity between us. So in conclusion 1 more thing in common between me and him and we will pretty much be the same person. anyway thank you for reading enjoy the daylight suckers!
It's Alive! Again in another form about another topic!
Cant Kill Heroes: I feel like you need more a pop culture blog, like how does Stephen Colbert annoucing his presidential candacy affect me?
me: why would you say that?
Cant Kill Heroes: I don't know, I need more of your opinions in my life so I know what's right and wrong
so inorder to allow dan to have opinions again, I have begun this blog to help him out. In this blog you will get random thoughts on life and random references about nothing in particular.
me: why would you say that?
Cant Kill Heroes: I don't know, I need more of your opinions in my life so I know what's right and wrong
so inorder to allow dan to have opinions again, I have begun this blog to help him out. In this blog you will get random thoughts on life and random references about nothing in particular.
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