Time to teach paper a lesson

I was inspired today while at work. As I walked my one of my co-workers who seemed annoyed or angry I watched her lay down the law on a piece of paper. She stamped it, but she stamped it with such ferocity that it might as well have been a punch to the face.

This got me thinking that essentially stamping is punching paper right in the face. I thought what better way to teach paper a lesson? You can't punch it in the face A) it doesn't have a face; B) it will probably make you look ridiculous and C) Either you hurt yourself because you punched the solid object behind the paper or punched essentially air.

Paper has gotten by for too long without being taught a lesson!!! Is my stance today! Who do we blame when paper brings us bad news? Who? The person/company that sent that piece of paper too us. Well they don't care, why would they? So it is pointless to get angry at them and it is time to get mad at the paper who continually gets off without so much as a bad rap.

Desperate times call for desperate measures! It is time to kill the messengers! Teach the paper a lesson by stamping it! HAHA, you will get your aggression out on the paper the paper will not feel the pain that it has caused your wallet (assuming that it is a bill)

That rubber stamp can say anything you want it to say, hell its your rubber stamp! Have fun, go wild! Go classic throw in a "POW!" "BANG!" or "ZAP!" for all you Adam West fans out there. "Maybe a blow it out your ass". Or a Catchy saying like "Paper it isn't just for misery anymore". Maybe even threaten more harm to the paper by just stamping a picture of a pair of scissors on it.

Kids you can join in on the fun with kids stamps designed to say no to homework such as "down with Homework!" "My dog will eat this as soon as I get home" and "You know I am going to fail anyways so why bother"

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Punch that paper in the face so I don't have to!