For your convenience

Have you ever noticed that when you enter most public bathrooms now a days, the following sign is looking you in the face. For your convenience we have installed automatic flushers. Hmmmm..... Now shouldn't that be the other way around? Basically the place you are at, a restaurant, a mall, a grocery store has decided that you are not capable of flushing your own toilet. Now let me think about this, most people flush their own toilet at home, and take care of their business there so why can't we at this place? Well let's face it the location you are standing at has made the decision that you are not able to flush your own toilet and instead of wanting to clean up after you they have installed automatic flushers to stop that. It should really say for our convenience you can't fuck up the toilets in here, or break the toilets without really trying. So why even bother with the sign? There is no real point to it, and if there is a point to it; it isn't for my convenience I have a shoe and I can reach the flusher bar without your help thank you very much sign. It's not my fault that some people are bad apples and want to ruin your shit, so there is no reason to lie to my face and say for my convenience, because its not. Let's face it is irritating when the toilet goes off in the middle of going to the bathroom, one subtle move is all it takes to set that land mine off.

I mean come on its not like I sit here and say for your convenience I am going to offer some amazing political analysis when I am not. I mean come on, the flusher is eye level on the urinal. I mean who is thinking to themselves oh great I don't have to lift my arm to pull this lever down? How lazy do you have to be to not want to do that. Alright that's enough of this business.

Coming soon on random thoughts on life:
3:10 to Yuma review
AVP-R review
the new American Gladiators review

If I remember of course.