Random thoughts….

Coffee has 3 options for temperature
Cool and refreshing
Hot and jump starting
Room temperature and ass tasting

Due to uncontrollable circumstances:
I was walking through the mall the other day and came across this sign "Due to uncontrollable circumstances. We are out of a lot of our ice cream because someone left the freezer door open" Come on now, this should be obvious. This is not an uncontrollable circumstance. If you are going to use the first statement use something good as the second statement because that is totally controllable. It in fact is very controllable; close the door, don't leave it open. Fairly simple actually.

Now uncontrollable would be, the sun was so hot today it burned a hole in the roof and it melted all of the ice cream. Or that the chemical bonds of ice cream no longer support cold air, and we are now out. Hell, you could even go with the engine on the freezer failed.

"The correct statement for cold stone would have been due to employee incompetence someone (insert name here) left the door open and we have basically no ice cream."


I need to study the world before I can buy anything over $100. It has taken me 4 weeks of researching to be able to figure out which HDTV I was going to buy… that is a long time. Good news I know everything about tvs there is possibly to know and I could probably out talk a best buy salesman now.


Cookies are delicious

Vokda is cool again, just not in large sums or often.

Pet owners still suck

Dodgeball is fun and I wish it would make a come back... to bad the fat kid's parents don't like their kids to be picked on. And why not? Dodgeball (I would assume) used to be a motivation to get into shape so you wouldn't be pelted by your classmates with red balls for 2 hours a week. Now what? Nothing is and this nation is fat now. Way to go parents you made the next generation into a bunch of fat pussys who can't take a kick ball to the face. I bet you were the people that put the stop signs on the back of the peewee hockey jerseys too.

p.s. it only made me hit them harder in the back.

The following line will never get you laid “Honey, I am going to start farting in front of you now”
Rules or scrabble are as follows it’s a word as long as it is in the dictionary. New gameplan start putting random made of up words in the dictionary and play scrabble. Try and argue the fact that it was not in the dictionary on that one!
Coming home and immediately stripping down to your boxers is probably the greatest feeling ever.
After an entire day of staring at a computer screen I can not bring myself to look at a computer screen for more than 15 minutes for the remainder of the day… work is single handedly destroying the internet for me.

I have changed my stance on one thing; metal gear solid is now the top video series of all time… no questions asked. Yes, you name it; it is better than it. Zelda, yes better than Zelda the stories actually intertwine. Final Fantasy series, while in its later stages it has been epic but let’s face it 11’s side story with the 3 chicks and the dresses was the dumbest thing ever and so was 12 because there was no ending. They easily could have made more money by just remaking the greatest game ever final fantasy 7 but they did not. Resident Evil, while the stories run together and the horror is amazingly awesome… I still have to give the edge MGS, simply because an epic character like solid snake and the way the game changes slightly gives it the edge. (and if the make a MGS movie it will be the most epic thing ever) Mario, way better than this 2D cartoon piece of shit. No biggie.

I will never believe that a movie based on the hulk will look real or be good. Of course I could change my tune if I sat through an entire Hulk movie.

M. Night Shamaylanaananananananana is the worse director ever, and should not be allowed to produce anything after the debacle that was “the Village”

Coupons or coups remain an awesome idea but I constantly forget to use or bring them to the store.

Syracuse is better than whatever town you live in… because me, tim, and moose are here.

Tim Horton's is coming here, and no one believed me that it will single handedly loosen dunkin' donut's hand off of syracuse. I.E. get them off of every street corner. Thank god... TH is better anyway.

Bill Belijerk Sucks

For your convenience

Have you ever noticed that when you enter most public bathrooms now a days, the following sign is looking you in the face. For your convenience we have installed automatic flushers. Hmmmm..... Now shouldn't that be the other way around? Basically the place you are at, a restaurant, a mall, a grocery store has decided that you are not capable of flushing your own toilet. Now let me think about this, most people flush their own toilet at home, and take care of their business there so why can't we at this place? Well let's face it the location you are standing at has made the decision that you are not able to flush your own toilet and instead of wanting to clean up after you they have installed automatic flushers to stop that. It should really say for our convenience you can't fuck up the toilets in here, or break the toilets without really trying. So why even bother with the sign? There is no real point to it, and if there is a point to it; it isn't for my convenience I have a shoe and I can reach the flusher bar without your help thank you very much sign. It's not my fault that some people are bad apples and want to ruin your shit, so there is no reason to lie to my face and say for my convenience, because its not. Let's face it is irritating when the toilet goes off in the middle of going to the bathroom, one subtle move is all it takes to set that land mine off.

I mean come on its not like I sit here and say for your convenience I am going to offer some amazing political analysis when I am not. I mean come on, the flusher is eye level on the urinal. I mean who is thinking to themselves oh great I don't have to lift my arm to pull this lever down? How lazy do you have to be to not want to do that. Alright that's enough of this business.

Coming soon on random thoughts on life:
3:10 to Yuma review
AVP-R review
the new American Gladiators review

If I remember of course.

Kevin here with a movie review 28 weeks later

Wow what an awesome concept that was completely wasted. This movie had some awesome potential, it really did honestly. More rage zombies and more zombie killing yes this totally make complete sense along with some good killings to was all adding up to something good. I liked until the part when everyone that had any power or control over the point of the kids staying alive died. Soldier man leaving the roof to help out civilians because he doesn't want to shoot them totally feasible. Doctor trying everything in her power to save the child that could save the world from this virus, also works. Woman who is not infected by the rage virus but is a carrier also makes sense. So what went wrong? How could this plot fall apart? They killed everyone. They basically turned the whole movie into a family affair and wastes my whole 97 minutes which really was just a waste of download time nothing other than that, but still a waste.

The simple fact is there is no ending, the kid makes it to France and then spits on some I guess zombies are now everywhere... too bad. Of course this still protects us Americans until we go back over there and try to save them again. But who knows maybe we will learn from our lessons of the first movie and not go to help anyone again. Either way you look at it the whole continents of europe, asia and africa will be overrun and then they (zombies) will make it across the bering straight and make it here. Who knows though but over I give the beginning of movie a 61 out of 72. With the ending and middle leveling it out to a 51 out of 251. And that does not cut it for a movie at all.

Anyway until the next movie I watch enjoy not watching 28 weeks later, and if you do stop right at the part where the gas comes in and shut it off and assume everyone dies.

Possibly the greatest action movie ever.

Yes, we all know Alien vs. Predator is awesome and it has been for years, and this amazing movie (and it's sequel) got me thinking a little last night of how to expand on this series to even greater heights. X-men vs Predator! Oh god can you even imagine how awesome that would be? Wolverine vs. 1 maybe even 2 predators, cyclops taking on a random assortment of predators, colossus making 12-15 predators his bitch. While of course lesser know characters are wasted to the predator's awesomeness; such as rogue (whimy version from the movie), iceman who would be easliy be distracted by one predator while another one aces him and of course jubilee which the predators really would just chuckle at how useless she is and let a baby predator kill her. Here are some actual predator thoughts on the matter "random assortment of clicks" (traslated: into really this guy can turn into metal and all this chick can do is shoot fireworks at me? At best all this does is throw off my heat sensors).

Any obiviously many more battles such Gambit finally being brought in, maybe Morph (who would obivously try to turn into a predator and be killed), possibly even some enemies of the X-men brought into play to mix things up a bit. You know making them join sides to fight a common more advanced fighting machine. Magneto, Juggernaut was that all that was left from the last movie on the brotherhood side? I guess it was.

As for plot line... let's face it this doesn't need a plot line. This would just be 3 straight hours of awesome, or hell even 12 hours. We could totally run this into like 4-5 sequels there are a lot of X-men in the marvel universe and as far as I'm concerned (right now) there is a whole race or predators willing to fight the X-men. However since most people other than x-men fans / predator fans will want something of a plot line I could piece something together real quickly to make it work. First off it has got to involve Mojo who would be the only type of person who would be able to engineer something to this magnitude, pitting the X-men and Predators against each other. This would also require a new character to be added to the movie series other than the characters listed above which would be Longshot who is basically the hero of basically all of Mojo's tv shows.

So that is the basic plot line, piece together some awesome fight sequences in the oddest of places, which would really help maybe some 2 on 1 things, 1 on 1, 2 on 2 shit like that to keep it from being a 1 on 1 fight piecing together different characters, just changing the characters all the time.

Basically it would be a death match with the predators obiviously wanting to kill the x-men when placed in a situation when the opponent in armed, for the hunt and to protect itself. Until they realize that Mojo is just putting them into this situation for ratings and to keep people watching. Eventually they find away out and defeat Mojo. This whole sequence them getting captured, fighting (numerous battles, or maybe all at once intertwined together) and escaping could easily be 2 whole movies, with a cliff hanger from 1-2.

Of course at the end the X-men and the Predators basically stand face to face, professor X with his telepathy is able to speak with the predators and they come to an agreement that it is over. The X-men get away and back home with the help of Longshot and make it back to earth. However what the X-men don't know that on the way out the predators see their fallen comrades as well as the final score before they escaped. Seeing that the predators lost, or were losing depending on how you look at it. The predators vow revenge upon the mutants. This will lead us into the third movie which will either be the end all of the series of awesomeness or... will end with another cliffhanger.

Either way it will be awesome and probably the best series of movies ever made with a vs. in the middle of it.

Greatest and most comfortable thing ever.

Pajama pants under the jeans. Simple enough right? and I am sure many people have done it before but how many have taken the time to write about it. Have you ever walked outside, and been cold even though you had some jeans on, not anymore. Why even change out of your pajamas to go to the store, or to class? Just keep those sons of bitches on and toss some jeans on to make yourself look presentable. No need to waste time and comfort from now on you will not only be warm, but comfortable. HAHA awesome.

Ah comfort and presentability, the greatest thing ever.

How dumb is Barry Bonds, I mean seriously.

Here is the quote from Bonds: "I don't think you can put an asterisk in the game of baseball, and I don't think that the Hall of Fame can accept an asterisk," Bonds said. "You cannot give people the freedom, the right to alter history. You can't do it. There's no such thing as an asterisk in baseball."

Haha, I mean really? I'm actually checking my sources on this right now but I am pretty sure that is the dumbest statement ever. Really? No asteriks in baseball? In 7 years when your heart explodes from the amount of steroids you took you can ask Roger Maris about it and he will probably try to assault you with anything he can find. And not according to wikipedia (they say the opposite) but according to the baseball-almanac there was an asterik in the record book for the remainder of Maris' life. Here is a quote from Maris "They acted as though I was doing something wrong, poisoning the record books or something. Do you know what I have to show for sixty-one home runs? Nothing. Exactly nothing."

Bonds' is an idiot to think that there are no asteriks in baseball after what happened to this record. They will slap an asterik all over that record and they will do what they please to your record. At this point everyone in the world believes that you did steroids find a way to sway that the other way and your asterik can be removed. And for people to agree with him on anything is awful. I don't care what happens to the ball and niether should he. The baseball is a sphere and it can just as easily be turned around and the asterik face the other way. Whatever I can't deal with this business simply because too many "experts" agree with him on this one. I say experts because I can't believe what anyone says about baseball anymore on tv because they are all idiots. Espiecally ESPN and their staff of writers that are so called experts when no one to this point has referenced that an asterik has existed in baseball before. Which taking Bonds' comment at face value is what he is talking about. I could be wrong here but I am pretty sure he is talking about his record not the ball anyways.